What the Photo

My wife recently purchased a box of generic Lucky Charms.

Oh God, hold me!

Don’t get me wrong. Generic cereal is fine. But who puts this sort of mascot on a box of cereal?

Marshmallows and Stars. Am I eating this thing’s spawn? He looks like a character from an under-the-sea version of Deliverance. Where the hell is Millville, the heart of the Alabama back-country?

"Serving Suggestion." Also note my leet Nintendo DSi photo-editing skills.

Further inspection reveals that the serving suggestion appears to be marshmallow spooge.

This box screams appetite/portion control. I commend Millville on their contributions toward ending childhood obesity.