What the Photo

"Ho Ho, Dude."

Only in California, I wager.

I'm in your Christmas tree and I'm only wearing sunglasses.

He’s wiggled his way down your chimney. He’s eaten the milk and cookies you left out. And he’s left a warm present under the tree. He’s homeless naked Santa!

"I don't want, anybody else. When I think about this person who is clearly not Santa Clause, I touch myself!"

The children were confused, but the dads thought it was the best Christmas pageant ever.

Not that kind of predator.

"Merry Christmas! Kekeke!"

"Surprise, it's me! Leave me some cookies, will you?!?!"

Predator Saves Christmas: this years feel-good Christmas movie.  When Santa gets sick, an unlikely friend fills his shoes.
And eats people’s faces off with his vagina-like mouth.