What the Photo

"Hi, I'm here to intimidate you."

Sorry if the title was a bit misleading. We’d all like something that guards against clowns. Rather than a guard who is a clown. But this guy must be at least somewhat bad-ass, since he seems to have stolen Ronald McDonald’s shoes.

Do not feed the Ronald

In a strange twist of fate, Ronald McDonald has somehow ended up on display at the zoo.

Or…is he perhaps in prison, finally having been caught for his acts of cannibalism? Serves you right!

The Hamburgler met a somewhat ironic fate when Ronald McDonald became a zombie.

“I feel badly about what I’ve done with young people. I was the happy face on something that was horrendous.” —Geoffrey Gulliano, former Ronald actor.