What the Photo

Must have been a really high-speed camera.

Something about this Flash doesn’t scream speed. Particularly in the decision-making department.

*glub glub* Ghelp meeeeeg! *glub*

Frightening. At least it doesn’t look like any of my least favorite fish are in there.

My wife recently purchased a box of generic Lucky Charms.

Oh God, hold me!

Don’t get me wrong. Generic cereal is fine. But who puts this sort of mascot on a box of cereal?

Marshmallows and Stars. Am I eating this thing’s spawn? He looks like a character from an under-the-sea version of Deliverance. Where the hell is Millville, the heart of the Alabama back-country?

"Serving Suggestion." Also note my leet Nintendo DSi photo-editing skills.

Further inspection reveals that the serving suggestion appears to be marshmallow spooge.

This box screams appetite/portion control. I commend Millville on their contributions toward ending childhood obesity.

Aww...how cute!

Adorable little stuffed tiger. How cute! Maybe I’ll pick one up for my wife from Furburger’s Etsy site!

Oh sweet, there’s more pictures…

zomgwtfbbq!!!!

Err…

Uhh. Well, maybe I’ll just pick one up for myself?

Big shout out to Geekleetist for finding this and sharing. Check out his original post.

Collect all three!

For those of us who no longer live with our mothers but wish we did.

Apparently, you can shave the baby.

This cute little baby Neanderthal is too little to wield a razor – he needs your help!

Meow! Our parents disowned us.

Q: Tony the Tiger, what are the chances these two are Furries?

A: “They’re Grreat!”