What the Photo

Apparently it's a guy shaving his cat.

But WHY!?

My wife recently purchased a box of generic Lucky Charms.

Oh God, hold me!

Don’t get me wrong. Generic cereal is fine. But who puts this sort of mascot on a box of cereal?

Marshmallows and Stars. Am I eating this thing’s spawn? He looks like a character from an under-the-sea version of Deliverance. Where the hell is Millville, the heart of the Alabama back-country?

"Serving Suggestion." Also note my leet Nintendo DSi photo-editing skills.

Further inspection reveals that the serving suggestion appears to be marshmallow spooge.

This box screams appetite/portion control. I commend Millville on their contributions toward ending childhood obesity.

...is looking at this guy.

“Condoms AND rubbery gloves? Well shoot, this is gonna be a night to remember!”

Thanks to @GEEKLEETIST for the awesome find.

I would not sleep here with a fox, I would not climb into that box.

It’s like something you’d find at the Schrute Farm.

*Cue banjo music*

Perhaps related to the Bicycle Built for Poo?

Damn. Not quite as pretty as the book made him sound.

Note the forearm. 75 years of wanking it will do that to somebody. Or so we hear.

Just tell mom you hit a deer.

Weeeeee!