What the Photo

"This flower could be yours, my love, if you bring me more stamps."

There’s something very intriguing about this photo. It makes me wonder if this kid grew up to be a real heartbreaker or one of those guys who never moves out of his parents’ basement and spends every last dime on his stamp collection.

It's the arrival of family portrait season.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

The paternity test of all paternity tests, later on Maury.

Perhaps this is merely commentary on what becomes of one’s social life when becoming a parent.

Apparently, you can shave the baby.

This cute little baby Neanderthal is too little to wield a razor – he needs your help!

Clay Aiken and his evil, evil clones rehearse the opening act.

It’s like “Rent” except instead of everyone being gay, they’re all serial killer dolls.

The Hamburgler met a somewhat ironic fate when Ronald McDonald became a zombie.

“I feel badly about what I’ve done with young people. I was the happy face on something that was horrendous.” —Geoffrey Gulliano, former Ronald actor.

"Oh Daddy!"

A fair is a veritable smorgasbord orgasbord orgasbord…

What are they feeding those kids?

If anyone can shed any light on this picture, please do.