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It’s like an erotic dream accidentally injected with Where the Wild Things Are.

Captain Caveman seems to have invented ale.

Much like Ron Perlman in “Quest for Fire”, this guy is, amazingly, not wearing any makeup or artificial hair.

Ron Perlman as a caveman totally looks like Ron Perlman.

Can you spot the Navy Seal hiding in this image?

Cousin It was never the same after hard economic times hit the Addams Family.

Apparently, you can shave the baby.

This cute little baby Neanderthal is too little to wield a razor – he needs your help!

Mentioning tooth crowding or deviated septums made Mrs. Van de Graff very, very angry.

WTF mom, get off the internet!

Do everything in your power not to look like these guys.

When in doubt, refer to the pan flute flowchart.

The Hamburgler met a somewhat ironic fate when Ronald McDonald became a zombie.

“I feel badly about what I’ve done with young people. I was the happy face on something that was horrendous.” —Geoffrey Gulliano, former Ronald actor.

Spoiler Alert: these guys totally hook up in chapter 7

It’s right after they banish Lord Voldemort from the Goth nightclub.