Inanimate
The Assassination of Frosty the Snowman
by wtp on Feb.22, 2010, under Disasters, Inanimate

Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left.
NON STOP HIT PARTY!!1!
by wtp on Feb.12, 2010, under Inanimate, Mystery
That’s right ladies and gentlemen. You won’t be ready for this potentially 3-day Valentine’s Day weekend until you’ve acquired for yourself this highly collectible record album:

Cha Cha, Waltz, Od Cha Cha, Moderato, Soul, A Go Go, Hala Hala, and Tango!
All 8 types are present! I only wish I knew where I could find one of these.
I will become an internet-slave to anyone who can provide further information regarding this album!
Toilet Paper Ghost
by wtp on Feb.08, 2010, under Inanimate, Mystery

Might be a Pottygiest!
Claustrophobia, anyone?
by wtp on Feb.04, 2010, under Inanimate, People

I was really *stuck* on what to say for this one.
Oh what I would give to see someone thrice her size in this same crevice… Wait that sounds kind of dirty.
What the Church Actually Does With Your Tithes
by wtp on Feb.01, 2010, under Art, Inanimate
Hallelujah.
Worst. Balcony. Ever.
by wtp on Jan.22, 2010, under Disasters, Inanimate

Unless you really love trains. Like, a lot.
Actually, this might be the worst balcony ever.
This Rock Totally Looks Familiar
by wtp on Jan.12, 2010, under Inanimate
I can almost place it in hand mind.
Personal Urn is Personal
by wtp on Dec.09, 2009, under Inanimate

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu........
It’s an urn death-mask. So your beloved one’s head can forever rest on your mantle, with their ashes inside.
Now there’s even more reason to try hard to never, ever die.
Actual product here. Big thanks to @jeditigger for the find.