What the Photo

Wait...those aren't butchers! Get away!

I actually really like this shot.

Must have been a really high-speed camera.

Something about this Flash doesn’t scream speed. Particularly in the decision-making department.

"Could I be any more Chandler? Maybe if I wasn't going commando!"

Well, it’s really just a lunges program. But he does have very firm glutes.

…and a child’s costume, he would totally look like this:

Or maybe it's like Gumby and Pokey combined.

(from show lyrics) “If he’s in your heart then he’s a part of you”

Talking about  heartburn I think.

"Ho Ho, Dude."

Only in California, I wager.

In the future, fashion and garbage will unite in a cataclysm of ugly.

If Muppets were real, I think they’d look like this. And I would want to cry myself to sleep each night for the rest of my life.  Aaaaaand that chick totally has a ’stache.

See also: Real-Life Bert from Sesame Street.

"Hi, I'm here to intimidate you."

Sorry if the title was a bit misleading. We’d all like something that guards against clowns. Rather than a guard who is a clown. But this guy must be at least somewhat bad-ass, since he seems to have stolen Ronald McDonald’s shoes.

"I don't want, anybody else. When I think about this person who is clearly not Santa Clause, I touch myself!"

The children were confused, but the dads thought it was the best Christmas pageant ever.