What the Photo

Seems to have sprung up from the stone.

These were taken at Ta Prohm, Cambodia.

Cool.

And of course, no Holiday in Cambodia would be complete without the Dead Kennedys:

Remember folks. They're not "werewolves", they're "shape shifters".

Ok, seriously, how can you not be on Team Jacob? Mostly because Edward is so often described as being “cold and hard as marble”. How can you physically be with someone like that?

Errm. Not that I’ve read the books or anything…

Apparently it's a troll growing out of a tree.

Is it real? Was it cleverly sculpted and then tacked on? Whether by design or accident, it is one cute little troll dude.

The image was found with no accompanying information except the name of the file contained the words “Central Park New York”. Can anyone in NYC confirm the existence of this strange tree troll?

My wife recently purchased a box of generic Lucky Charms.

Oh God, hold me!

Don’t get me wrong. Generic cereal is fine. But who puts this sort of mascot on a box of cereal?

Marshmallows and Stars. Am I eating this thing’s spawn? He looks like a character from an under-the-sea version of Deliverance. Where the hell is Millville, the heart of the Alabama back-country?

"Serving Suggestion." Also note my leet Nintendo DSi photo-editing skills.

Further inspection reveals that the serving suggestion appears to be marshmallow spooge.

This box screams appetite/portion control. I commend Millville on their contributions toward ending childhood obesity.

Mostly true...

Ok we lied. He’s probably still alive.

I know…I know…I’m sick. But he did cover himself in duct tape. And you did click hoping to see a picture of a dead person. So we’re in this together. It’ll be ok.

Apparently this duct-tape-wrapping practice has something to do with creating movie props based on the shape of one’s body. Interesting…

Boom. Contest time again.

"Please don't let them notice how small my hands are..."

Since we know lumberjacks are going to be the next big phenomenon (goodbye ninjas and pirates!) to sweep the nation, we’re helping you jump on the bandwagon ahead of the game: by sending in beardly pictures. You’ll also be helping the environment. Contest ends Friday, December 4th. Click for more details.

Did we mention the Grand Prize is a Lumberjack Beard Head courtesy of beardhead.com? Five other winners will have trees planted in their name in global reforestation projects.

If you can’t grow a beard in a weeks, or happen to be a non-manly woman, check out the Build a Beard Workshop!

And here’s some inspirational music:

Weeeeeeeeee!!

What? I give up. Why do naked jumping Asian men keep ending up on this site?

Perhaps I shouldn’t look too deeply into that question.