What the Photo

"Ho Ho, Dude."

Only in California, I wager.

In the future, fashion and garbage will unite in a cataclysm of ugly.

If Muppets were real, I think they’d look like this. And I would want to cry myself to sleep each night for the rest of my life.  Aaaaaand that chick totally has a ’stache.

See also: Real-Life Bert from Sesame Street.

Hey, you gotta pay more for a balcony view.

Failure.

Heroes (2 to be exact) in a half shell! Turtle power!

Well, they are mutant turtles at least.

Thanks @NerdSalad!

"Hey I'm just hanging out with Predator here."

Some people can’t stand the suspense of not knowing what they’re getting for Christmas. Me? I can’t stand the suspense of this man from a series of hooks embedded in his flesh.

Stuff like this makes me weep for humanity.

Look closely now…

I wish every day could be Friday.

Is something flavored like facial wax? Or is the facial wax flavored?

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS!?

Sharing is scaring.

Sharing is great. Until the jealousy kicks in and your friend wants the mannequin head all to herself.

Drinking + Boat = Best day of that dummy's life.

"Please be my friend."

Annoy Kwan Do is the ancient art of annoying someone into submission.

Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase!!!

Uh-oh, looks like this guy is losing his grip.

Now we're B.F.F.'s!

Awww…