Archive for September, 2009
Unemployed Stormtroopers
by wtp on Sep.25, 2009, under Costumes, People

The sign pretty much says it all.
Out of work, these guys have taken to dressing up as furries.
Great. This site is quickly becoming all about the furry porn.
Move Over While I Puke
by wtp on Sep.24, 2009, under Disasters, People

This happens to everyone eventually, trust us.
Looks like there’s a lot of groupies following the Toilet-Mobile on its all-campus tour. Not to be confused with the Bicycle Built for Poo.
How to Attract Expo Visitors
by wtp on Sep.23, 2009, under Inanimate

Correction: Software Solutions for Nude Service Providers
- Show a drawing of a naked chick, regardless of whether or not it relates to your product.
- That’s it. Time to ask for a raise.
Thanks to Harmonic Consulting. Bet you wish you’d thought of this.
Nap on a Lap
by wtp on Sep.22, 2009, under Inanimate

Collect all three!
For those of us who no longer live with our mothers but wish we did.
Swamp Thing Takes the Bus
by wtp on Sep.21, 2009, under Mystery

Can you spot the Navy Seal hiding in this image?
Cousin It was never the same after hard economic times hit the Addams Family.
Smoking Lizard
by wtp on Sep.20, 2009, under Animals

I just saved hundreds of dollars by switching to Pall Malls! *cough cough*
It’s totally cool when animals are forced to smoke against their will, but it’s not cool for humans. So don’t do it kids.
Shave the Baby
by wtp on Sep.19, 2009, under Inanimate

Apparently, you can shave the baby.
This cute little baby Neanderthal is too little to wield a razor – he needs your help!
When you’re rich…
by wtp on Sep.18, 2009, under Art

...it doesn't matter what the neighborhood association says.
You can put up whatever kind of statue you want.
Damn. Wish we were rich.